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June 26, 2018
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beetle-persona: “It’ll be sure to spilt opinions 🤔 ”

beetle-persona:

It’ll be sure to spilt opinions 🤔

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Tags: FUTABAAAA also akira is good

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June 26, 2018
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anissapierce:

Holy trio

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June 26, 2018
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terpsikeraunos:

anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon

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this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it

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Tags: THIS IS WHY I HATE READING FOR CLASSES THEY ALWAYS PICK ARTICLES THAT ARE WRITTEN POORLY ENOUGH THAT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

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June 26, 2018
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Either these two ladies at the dentist’s are whispering because they’re talking shit about a coworker or my dental health is REALLY bad

Let me in on the dirt I have anxiety

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June 26, 2018
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gaycaspian:

me: *puts slightly more than the bare minimum of effort into my appearance*

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(Source: garashirs, via shinyabsols)

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June 26, 2018

…am I about to fix my dentist’s computer

Do I get a discount if I fix it

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June 26, 2018
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decaymart:

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

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June 26, 2018
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The dentist has made seven attempts to take my x-rays

Clearly I am an enigma unknowable to human devices

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June 26, 2018

y’know despite having been shipped with people multiple times in the past I’m still not sure how to just kinda… roll with it instead of immediately defaulting to “Futaba.exe has stopped working”

Tags: in other news futaba.exe has stopped working

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June 26, 2018
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ljonart:

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hi this joke has been haunting me for weeks

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June 26, 2018
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(Source: mysharona1987, via technoskittles)

Tags: one time this guy came by and tried to order a hamburger and i was like ‘sir we dont sell those here’ and he goes ‘do you at least have steak?’ sir this is a dairy queen we sell ice cream

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June 26, 2018
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randomsplashes:

legends only

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June 26, 2018
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honeysky:

hey if ur lgbt rb this with ur orientation and ur fave soda

(Source: glowysheen, via stellarsockz)

Tags: pan dr pepper

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June 26, 2018

THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME GRACE IS GETTING FUCKING DECKED IF YOURE GOING TO DEADNAME ME AT LEAST USE MY ACTUAL DEADNAME GRACE HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER BE MY NAME

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June 26, 2018
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artylatte:

boy do i love me some evil gay squid&octo

Tags: agent 24 i like that no matter what genders ppl pick for agent 3 and agent 8 its always gay spla2n