beetle-persona:
“It’ll be sure to spilt opinions 🤔
”

beetle-persona:

It’ll be sure to spilt opinions 🤔

(via personaquotes)

glitz-addams:

variste:

terpsikeraunos:

anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon

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this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it

(via salty-dracon)

Either these two ladies at the dentist’s are whispering because they’re talking shit about a coworker or my dental health is REALLY bad

Let me in on the dirt I have anxiety

gaycaspian:

me: *puts slightly more than the bare minimum of effort into my appearance*

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(Source: garashirs, via shinyabsols)

…am I about to fix my dentist’s computer

Do I get a discount if I fix it

decaymart:

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

(via wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se)

The dentist has made seven attempts to take my x-rays

Clearly I am an enigma unknowable to human devices

y’know despite having been shipped with people multiple times in the past I’m still not sure how to just kinda… roll with it instead of immediately defaulting to “Futaba.exe has stopped working”

ljonart:

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hi this joke has been haunting me for weeks

randomsplashes:

legends only

(via salty-dracon)

honeysky:

hey if ur lgbt rb this with ur orientation and ur fave soda

(Source: glowysheen, via stellarsockz)

Tags: pan dr pepper

THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME GRACE IS GETTING FUCKING DECKED IF YOURE GOING TO DEADNAME ME AT LEAST USE MY ACTUAL DEADNAME GRACE HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER BE MY NAME

artylatte:

boy do i love me some evil gay squid&octo